Stop the music...
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so ungrateful. I like that about you!!!
I can't begin to tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your Way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you. I hate you because I hate God and He loves you. I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay Him back.
You see, Fool, God loves you and He has great plans in store for you, but you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell!!! That way, we'll be together in Hell forever. This will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who is boss in your life with all the good times we have had. You know, watching dirty movies, cursing folks out, partying, stealing, lying, cheating, being a hypocrite, fornication, over-eating, smoking dope, drinking, playing hooky from church, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, arguing, and back stabbing people. Surely you don't want to give all this up. Come on Fool, let's burn together forever!!!! I've got some HOT plans for us....
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say thanks for letting me use you most of your life. You are so gullible. I laugh when you are tempted to sin and give in. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! You even make me sick!!! Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 29 years older.
I need some new blood. So, go ahead. Teach the little kids to sin. All you have to do is smoke dope, drink, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, curse, over-eat, miss Sunday school, weekend services, party hearty and keep watching pornographic movies. Do all this in the presence of children and they will do it too...Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I've gotta go now. But I'll be back in a matter of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere and confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life you still have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning is becoming ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you!! It's just that you would make a better fool for Christ.
Now, if you really love me, don't share this letter....Just keep it to yourself.
Prince of Darkness
This will be the most important study you ever undertake!!
John 10:10 "The thief (Satan) comes only to steal, and kill and destroy; I (JESUS) came that they might have life, and might have it more abundantly."
1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, He (GOD) is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."